Minion Quotes

Minion is a character of the animated movie Despicable Me and since its launch Minions are loved by people of all age. Although they speak rubbish yet they are loved by people from all around the world. This is because they are energetic and damn funny. Even its craze is seen in social media where people keep uploading Minions photos and many more merchandise are brought on a daily basis by its hardcore lovers. So today we are bringing some Minion quotes for you

 

 

 

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed

War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

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