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Best Funny Shayaris In Hindi And English

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Shayari’s are the best way to express emotions. At the same time, they can be used for humor as well. Today we are sharing the best funny shayaris with you.

 

 

Apni tarif svai kare
burai karne ke liye toh
bahut haramkhor baithe hai

Bahut papad belne pade hai zindagi mai
Par hum toh
readymade hi ke lete hai
kaun lafda paale

Nafrat karne vale bhi
gajab ka pyaar karte hai mujhse
jab bhi milte hai
kehte hai mujhe chhodege nahi

Hum tanha he chale the zindagi ki dahi jamane
raste me boondiya milti gayi aur zindagi ka rayta
ban gaya

Pyaar kabhi bhi ho sakta hai
Dimaag kharab hone ka koi time
fix nahi hai

Jo log jalte hai aapse
unse thodi havan samagri
dalkar kahiye
swaha

Lafzon kaa khel hai saara
koi khafa ho jaata hai
to koi dafa ho jaata hai

Krupiya meri profile na kholo
usme meri photo ho sakti hai
aur aapki jara si laparvahi aapko
mera divaana bana sakti hai

Khud ko
zaleel karne ka dusra naam
Muhabbat hai

insan ki samaj sirf itni hai ki
usse janvar kahe toh
naaraz ho jate hai
aur sher kahe toh
khush ho jate hai

Jis shiddat se maine
kitaab uthane ki
koshish ki hai
ek ek lafz ne mujhe
sulane ki saazish
ki hai

 

 

Dil Mein Koi Gham Nahi Baaton Mein Koi Dam Nahi,
Yeh Grup Hai Nawabon Ka Yehan Koi Kisi Se Kam Nahi.

Woh Mila Toh Kahta Tha Ke Pilot Banunga Faraz,
Halat Aisi Hai Ki Makkhi Bhi Udayi Nahi Jati.

Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do,
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh,
Use Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do.

NoteBandi Ka Ek Yeh Bhi Asar Najar Aaya,
Woh Bewafa Fir Se Mere Dar Pe Najar Aaya,

Biwi Bhi Hak Jatati Hai Maa Bhi Hak Jatati Hai,
Shaadi Ke Baad Aadmi Kashmir Ho Jata Hai.

Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain.

Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge,
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge,
Is duniya me kitno ke NIKAH ho gaye,
Kya naseeb mai apne sirf NIKAH ke CHWARE rahenge.

Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi mobile hai

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

 

 

 

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