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Best Funny Sarcastic Status In English

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Laughter is an important part of life. It helps in building strength against all the pressures of life. Everyday we come with motivational and touching topics. But today we bring you this post to spread a smile on your face. Share this post with everyone to make them happy too:

 

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you.

Hard putting makeup on your two faces everyday.

Why fall in love when you call fall asleep?

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face with a chair.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.

Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive.

 

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy saving mode.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Save water – Drink beer!

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Sleep till you’re hungry. Eat till you’re sleepy.

I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

That awkward moment when the awkward moment gets even more awkward!

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed.

When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!

Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday

 

 

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